DADS TAKE ON IT: June 2006

Ear test can be fun

Yesterday I went to the ear doctor for a test This test consisted of sitting reclined in a chair with two electrodes on my forehead and one in each ear. All I had to do was sit there for about a half hour with my eyes close and do nothing. Try it sometime. You won't believe the crazy stuff that goes Thur your head. For some reason the words, eww goo was floating around in there and I was wondering what kind of product could be named EWW GOO. I could think of a few like a lubricant, you know. Then of coarse that thought led me naturally to doggie condoms. Hey I said crazy stuff. Can you imagine trying to put a condom on a dog? No thanks!!!!

Then there was be kind to your fish day, kind of fish independence day, to commemorate the day the catholic church did away with meatless Fridays and spared millions of fish from the big batter dip, you know take him for a walk, maybe take him to the beach for a swim in the ocean.

I can imagine what the technician was thinking watching me trying not to laugh and spoiling the test but I'm probably not the only guy with a sick mind she has given the test to. I'll bet she tried it after I left to she why I was having so much fun.

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In the news, K9 protection

In the news, the makers of Trojan condoms today announced that they will be producing a new product, K 9 Condoms, that's right, condoms for your dog. Now instead of having Rover go Thur the pain of neutering and the depression of being less a male you can simply slip a K 9 Condom on him before you let him out the door and Rover is covered to do what comes naturally. They will come in three flavors, beef liver and chicken for Rover's enjoyment

Bob Barker, the host of the Price is Right, who promotes spading and neutering of pet stated that this is a revolutionary product in the control of the pet population and he supports them 100%

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On the news We hear about Iran's nuclear program, North Korea's missile test and I wonder who they are getting the technology from. No one asks the question

We hear about the war in Iraq and the insurgents killing our people and the Iraqi civilians every day and I wonder who they get their weapons and training from. No one asks the question.

We see the mass killings in Africa and men who can't afford to feed themselves running around with AK47's and all the ammunition they can carry and wonder who they get their weapons from. No one ask the question.

Our government talks about the global war on terror but does nothing about stopping the real weapons of mass destruction. How many people can be killed with a single AK47 How many people can be killed with a single roadside bomb?

Why does no one ask the question? Are the afraid of what the answer will be? Who is really behind all the unrest in the world today and what is their purpose?

Look around at what's happening around the world. Do you really think it being carried out by some radical Moslem's or is it being fueled by a third party designed to take down the united states?

We can never hope to win the global war on terror till we ask the question and stop the flow of weapons to these killers.

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WHY IS IT THAT?

WHY IS IT THAT, every time you look at a woman she looks down at her chest? What does she expect to see? Is she checking to see if the are even, Damn that left one always hangs a little lower that the right or maybe she saying to herself, eat your heart out, that's as close to them you'll ever get to them. Do guys look down to see which side he's hanging on when a women looks at him? Maybe only to see if his fly is down because there's nothing else to see there.

WHY IS IT THAT, all babies are cute? At what age do we get ugly? I guess it depends on the kid. I've see some real ugly six year olds but then I've seen some that don't get ugly till their teenagers and others don't get ugly till we're seniors, not mentioning any names.I mean did you really ever see a real cute ninety year old? They might look good for their age but cute, come on.

WHY IS IT THAT,a dog all was spins around in circles before he poops? Do they need centrifugal force to get things moving? Do some all ways go clockwise and others counter clockwise like people who write left or right handed and are some ambidextrous and can spin either way and still poop?

WHY IS IT THAT, I have all these strange question floating around in my head? Maybe I should go cut the grass and do something constructive, naaaa, ain't going to happen.

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In the news, cool pockets

In the news, The makers of Levi Jeans today announced a new line of jeans. Cool Pockets. These jeans come with water tight pockets. That's right, water tight pockets which allows the wearer to put ice into their pockets to cool the old family jewel on the hottest days, Finally a cure for those old sticky gonads.

The American Medical Association is also interested in the jean.It seem that chilling the Family Jewels helps people who have fertility problems so now instead of going around with little baggies of ice in their pockets they can put the ice directly into their pockets and with the hose adapter you can have a sip cold water anytime you want.

The spokesperson for Levi stated the jeans should be in the store for July 4th.

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tax cut

Little People of Rhode Island, get your umbrella's ready. We're about to be trickled on.The new state's budget includes a tax break for those who make over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year. That's $250,000, like they really need it. Don't you hate it when that happens. They get richer and we get trickled on. Maybe you'll feel better if you think of it this way. They're at the top of the hill and we're at the bottom and you know what runs down hill, yea, DO DO. That's pretty crappy so a little trickle now and then isn't too bad as long as you keep your umbrella handy.

I think I figured it out. We don't make enough money to pay taxes we can't get a tax cut so the only solution is they'll have to stop trickling on us and give us a good soaking.

What gets me is they come out with these Tax exempt accounts, like for college and retirement accounts so we can say, remember, Honey, we don't eat Thursday, we need to put twenty dollars into Junior college fund and these law makers think they're doing us a favor. HELLO, IF I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH TO GET A TAX CUT, WE CAN PUT MONEY AWAY FOR JUNIORS COLLEGE FUND AND WE'LL PROBABLY WORK TILL WE DIE SO WHO'S WORRIED ABOUT RETIREMENT!!!!!!!