WHY IS IT THAT?

    WHY IS IT THAT, every time you look at a woman she looks down at her chest? What does she expect to see? Is she checking to see if the are even, Damn that left one  always hangs a little lower that the right or maybe she saying to herself, eat your heart out, that's as close to them you'll ever get to them. Do guys look down to see which side he's hanging on when a women looks at him? Maybe only to see if his fly is down because there's nothing else to see there. 

     WHY IS IT THAT, all babies are cute? At what age do we get ugly? I guess it depends on the kid. I've see some real ugly six year olds but then I've seen some that don't get ugly till their teenagers and others don't get ugly till we're seniors, not mentioning any names.I mean did you really ever see a real cute ninety year old? They might look good for their age but cute, come on.

     WHY IS IT THAT,a dog all was spins around in circles before he poops? Do they need centrifugal force to get things moving? Do some all ways go clockwise and others counter clockwise like people who write left or right handed and are some ambidextrous and can spin either way and still poop?

     WHY IS IT THAT, I have all these strange question floating around in my head? Maybe I should go cut the grass and do something constructive, naaaa, ain't going to happen.

 

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