In the news, cool pockets

    In the news, The makers of Levi Jeans today announced a new line of jeans. Cool Pockets. These jeans come with water tight pockets. That's right, water tight pockets which allows the wearer to put ice into their pockets to cool the old family jewel on the hottest days, Finally a cure for those old sticky gonads.

    The American Medical Association is also interested in the jean.It seem that chilling the Family Jewels helps people who have fertility problems so now instead of going around with little baggies of ice in their pockets they can put the ice directly into their pockets and with the hose adapter you can have a sip cold water anytime you want. 

   The spokesperson for Levi stated the jeans should be in the store for July 4th.

  

   

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