IN THE NEWS

IN THE NEWS, A penguin that escaped from the Bronx Zoo in New york has been spotted in down town Providence. The penguin disguised as a teen aged male, wearing baggy jeans and ball caps was spotted by a person who wishes to remain anonymous. He stated that while picking his wife up at work he became suspicious when a person walked by in ball cap, turned to the side and baggy jeans with the crouch down around his knees. What gave him away was that he was waddling like a penguin. He said that he reported the sighting to the police but the penguin was long gone by the time the police arrived.         IN OTHER NEWS, The president at a news conference reported that the Beano seems to be working. He stated that he hasn't had a brain fart since he was on the Tonight Show. He also stated that he now can eat Broccoli for the first time since becoming president.