Friday, March 06, 2009

IN THE NEWS,

           IN THE NEWS, The stimulus package was put on hold today after the Treasury Dept reported that the press used for printing currency had broken down and will remain out of order until the parts needed to fix the press comes in from China.
           IN OTHER NEWS, Mr Obidiah Lipshits has file a law suite against himself after he slipped and fell on the steps he shoveled. Mr Lipshits stated that he is suing himself for injuries due to negligence on his part for not salting the steps after shoveling. Mr Lipshits will be representing himself in court.

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