IN THE NEWS.

           IN THE NEWS, A call went out from the Friends of animals today for donations to buy fur lined under ware for the brass monkey's in the capital city today. A spokesperson state that the under ware is needed to keep the monkeys from loosing their testicles in this sub zero weather. He stated that since the weather turned frigid their emergency room has been flooded by monkey's who have lost one or both their testicles. He also stated that if your find a testicle you should put in to a jar of warm water and bring it to their emergency room, in some cases it can be reattached when the weather warms up.

         IN OTHER NEWS, President Bush stated at his last news conference that the best thing about leaving the White House is that papa_d won't have him to kick around any more.