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          IN THE NEWS, It's been learned that according to our reliable source Santa was arrested last Sunday while attend church service. It seams that Santa had attended a chili and beer birthday party for Pedro the Mexican elf prior to going to church and in the middle of the sermon Santa tried to sneak one out and lets just say the results was any thing but holiday cheer. Our source stated that parishioners could be seen running from the church and the authorities call the EPA who showed up in HAZMAT suits.

         Santa  forced to strip down to his birthday suit and his clothes were placed in a protective container and the church had to be decontaminated. Santa was charged with releasing toxic fumes in a public place.