In the news, President Bush today announced that he has put forth a presidential stimulus package to help all Americans. The president stated that in his package people will be allowed to use their computer to print money, just like the government, to pay their bills. Of course the money will have to be repaid by their grandchildren and probably their great grand children.

         In other news, turkeys from around the country will be converging on Washington, the turkey capitol of the world, for it annual Thanksgiving day convention to vote for a new leader. This year there could be a had fought battle between the incumbent Tom j Turkey and the hopeful Ima Gobbler.

        During a debate Tom was asked what the J in his name stands for to which he replied juicy of course. My father was juicy and his father was juicy. I come from a long line of juicy birds.Ima blames Tom's great great grandfather for the reason that the turkey lost in it's bid to become the countries national bird.Acording to history Tom,Tom's great great grand father was caught releaving himself on the white house lawn leaving a brown spot that can still be seen today behind the bushes near the front door. Tom states that acording to the story handed down over the years his great great grandfather had a little too much to drink and it was a long ride home so he just ducked behind the closest bush when a withe house guard spotted his tail feathers. Had he known the the consequences he would have held it till he arived home but said that he had seen the pesident leaving the bush just before he got there so he didn't think anything of it.

         The election will take place on Thanksgiving day right after dinner.s