Friday, October 17, 2008

In the news.

        In the new, According to TAPS, known as the Ghost Hunters, there was an increase in paranormal activity after the final debate between Obama and MC Cain. The Ghost Hunters stated that they received a number of call and after extensive investigation they found that our forefathers had turned over in their graves. Some were seen crossing the boarder to Canada.  
       In other news, A bill was sent to the White House today and signed into law declaring only healthy snacks could be given out on Halloween. Only healthy snacks with nutritional value will be allowed. The president stated that there Will be a task force patrolling neighborhood around the country to enforce the new law and anyone caught giving out candy will be fined $1,000. The money collected from the fines will be used to will be used to pay for dental insurance for illegal alliens 

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