IN THE NEWS

  In the news, A bill relating to the credit crisis will be sent to the White House for the Presidents signature today. According to a spokes person the bill would require all credit cards to come with a warning that states, USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. FOR EMERGENCY ONLY.

  Also it requires the applications for credit cards to be written in print that is visible to the human eye and be written in language the the average person can understand. Also the interest rate must be printed in big bold red letters.

   The president is expected to sign the bill into law as soon as he finds his box of crayons. According to a reliable source the president left his crayons and super hero coloring book at the U.N. during his last visit. The President was very upset till Laura promised him she would replace them and take him to Mc Donalds for a Happy Meal.