Miracle drug

Well I thought I'd heard it all but to day after dropping my wife off at work, just doing my part, I heard a commercial on the radio for a product or a treatment to make your eye lashes grow longer and thicker. How many years of research and how much federal money went into developing this miracle product? I don't know how we lived with out it all these years. Looks like big layoffs at the mascara companies.         What this world coming to? People will actually go out and pay some so called hair specialist to make their eye lashes grow longer. It's bad enough they pay this guy good money to make their hair grow and then have to pay someone else twenty bucks to cut it every couple of weeks. I wonder what they get for an eye lash trim. YEA, PAL JUST TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE ENDS.        You know if your so worried about your eye lashes you don't need a hair specialist you need a shrink.