IN THE NEWS

IN THE NEWS, The White House reported to day that Air Force One lost cabin pressure over Philadelphia while taking the president for his appearance on the Tonight Show. This loss of pressure caused the president to experience a case of brain farts which unfortunately surfaced on the show. The statement that the president made with reference made to the Special Olympics was a result of one of these brain arts.          The White House spokesperson stated that the president was taken to Walter Reed Hospital for evaluation who reported that the effects were probably  temporary but could return at any time. He stated that the president  has been placed on high dose of Beano before speaking in public. H also stated that Mr Bush had experienced braing forts which could explain some of the president statements and may even be the reason the war in Iraq.         When  asked the president stated the his statement on the Tonight Show were very unfortunate but the does not remember say anything wrong and he is very sorry if he offended anyone.