BEST JOB IN D.C.

I guess the best job in our nations capital is SHIT STIRRER, I mean all you have to do is sit around listening to the president and wait for him to have a slip of the tongue or have a brain fart and get it to the the SHIT SPREADERS who work for the media, they in turn get it on every news program, talk radio program and every news paper in the country but it all starts with the SHIT STIRRER.         The job that nobody wants is cleaning up after the SHIT SPREADERS do their job because it usually so wide spread that it hard to get your hands on. For this reason there are numerous openings for SHIT CLEANERS, who follow the SHIT SPREADS and try to undo the damage the SHIT SPREADERS do by enlisting the SHIT STIRRERS to counter the statements of the SHIT SPREADERS, but it all starts with the SHIT STIRRERS.