SGT. PAUL RAY SMITH, WHO???

   Sargent Paul Ray Smith, sound familliar? I didn't think so.He was President Bush's Hero. His son accepted the Medal of Honor for him back in April. How soon they forget. I'm sure his familly and close friends remember him. I wonder if Mr Bush remembers his name.

   There are about 2,100 hundred more soldiers who will remain in the hearts of their famillies and friend, Yes, we might have heard their names on the nightly news but we soon forgot them too. Maybe some day they'll get their own wall so their name wiil become part of history.

   Our government has instilled in its people that it's an honor to give your life for our country and that our country goes to war only for the right reasons.. The terrorist have convinced it followers that it's an honor to die for their cause.In the end the names are all forgotten. Years from now someone will be looking at old pictures and ask, who's that and someone will say I think that's Uncle Paul. I think he died in the war, They probably won't even know which war and continue on looking at the pictures.

    The thing is with all the monuments, walls and holidays to honor our dead soldiers, we never learn to ask questions or demand answers before we go to war and only after we loose 2,100 soldiers questions are asked and that's because election time is just around the corner. Why is it that to surport the troops you have to surport the war. Our government lets their dogs loose to discredit anyone one who speeks out against the war. They use the catch all word, UNPATRIOTIC, to discribe the none surporter. I'm a Vietnam Vet and retired from the National Guard and after being used and abused by our government I can say thanks Mr Bush for relieving me of any patriotic feeling I had left. I know how our government uses our soldiers.They are numbers, tools of war to be used to do our governments sometimes dirty deeds. Numbers lost don't matter untill election time and then they are use to sway the voters.

     So the next time your talking to one of those patriotic war surporters ask them who SARGENT PAUL R. SMITH is. Nine out of ten won't know. 

          

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In the news

    In the news,  except for a few small problems.things are looking good this year from the north pole. It is reported the Santa has beat his magic corn addiction and should be in fine shape for is annual trip around the world One problem is that his HO HO HO is not quite so jolly now that he's off the corn and another problem is he has put on a few pounds and may have trouble going down the chiminey's but he is working on it, exercising and jogging 5 miles a day. As for the HO HO HO, there seems to be nothing the elf doctors can do. They say there is no substitute for magic corn but they got a federal grant to research the problem and may have a substitute before Christmas.

   In other news, all the clocks in the world stopped at noon time to day for 15 minutes when father when father time took a bathroom break. He stated that this was the first time he used the john in 600 years and says he's sorry for any inconveince and feels much better.

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In the news.

    In the news, Democrats in congress presented Mr Bush with the Thanksgiving bird, no, not the triditional turkey but the old one finger wave as they headed home for Thanksgiving and vowed they'd be back to continued their attack on his stay the course policy in Iraq and the misimformation given , leading up to the war.

    The Republicans responded by dropping their pants and mooning the Democrats, saying that they surport the president no matter how bad he screws things up..

    In other news, President Bush will be spending Thanksgiving at his Texas Ranch where he will have dinner with a few close friend, the C.E.O.'s of Exxon Mobile, Haliberton, and the king of Saudi. Arabia. On the menu, a home grown turkey from Massachuttes named Teddy with all the fixings.

    Mr Bush had a few words for the American people, He said the American people have a lot to be thankfull for, most of us have a home, some of us have food to eat, a few of our seniors can afford the medicine they need but most of all be thankfull you don't live in Iraq, most Iraqi's have none of this since we distroyed their country.. 

 

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What to do?

Why is it that when you go in the public rest room for something you know ain't going to be pretty and could be down right embarrassing there is always someone in there or maybe you get lucky and no one is in there so you go in the stall, usually the last one all the way down the end, and settle in for what you've be waiting for since exit 3 on route 295. AH, at last, you made it, then what happens? Yup, you hear the door open and close and where do they decide to sit? you got it. In the very next stall. Now what do you do? Should you just do what you came there to do or get up and leave and come back in a while, maybe they'll be gone or maybe you can wait them out to save the embarrassment so you sit there quietly waiting but what if the other person is waiting for you to leave? This could be a problem. Maybe you could just give them a little toot to let them know what they're in for, give them fair warning, after all you were there first.Then it happen with out warning they just let go, no toot warning just well you know, disgusting. Oh well it'll be over soon then you can take care of business. Finally they leave and you do what you've had to do since exit 3 and you feel much better. you leave the stall and wash your hands and exit. As you walk around the store you can't help but wonder, which one of these people was in the next stall making those disgusting sound. Maybe it was that person over there with the big grin on their face. I bet they think it was real funny.Oh well, next time make sure you go before you leave the house or next time no more mister nice guy.

For those big clogs

In the news, the makers of Ex Lax and Pepsi Cola have teamed up to come out with a new laxative called Poopsi Colon Cleaner, guaranteed to move even the biggest clog. The product was tested on Harvey Tightass who has made medical history by not having a B.M. 6 months after eating a bag of cement on a five dollar bet.

Mr Tightass reported that after one glass of Poopsi things started working real fast. Almost too fast. On the way to the men's room he knocked over a Nun, two old guys with canes and a baby carriage but once there all went well except the toilet was blown apart by chunks of flying concrete.
The Poopsi spokesperson stated that Mr Tightass will be featured on the commericals to be aired in December and as a special introductory offer a free pair of counterfict Nike running shoes with each bottle to be worn for those quick trips to the bathroom.

In the news, in other parts of the country it's Veterans Day but here in Smithfield R.I. it's time for the Leaf Raking Olympics. Yes, Smithfield is the leaf capital of America and every year on Veterans day its time to clean up those nasty leaves in events like Leaf blowing, where leaves are blown with a 25 pound leaf blower in an attempt to get them in one corner of the yard while a twenty mile an hour wind blows in the opposite direction. Raking, and Piling where leaves are raked into a pile while 5 three year old kid run threw them kicking and throwing them every where, after a hour the one with the biggest pile wins.and one of the favorite events Tarp Pulling, where a ton of leaves are piled on a blue tarp and contestants attempt to pull it 100 yards into the woods and dump it. This years event sponsored by Fink, Shlink and Dink Chriopractic Services and Home Depot .

In other news, China issued a complaint against the United States today stating that The U.S. has been flooding the sports shoe market with a counterfeit brand of China's counterfeit Nike shoes. China issued a warning and stated that they will produce a counterfeit brand of the U.S.'s counterfeit of China's counterfeit shoe.
Nike spokesperson stated that they were coming out with a counterfeit brand of a Reebok shoe next month while Reebok reported they were coming out with a counterfeit Converse shoe. The question remains who make the real shoe.

Happy Veterans Day

   Happy Veterans Day to all of you that were used and abused in the military. You know who you are, all you numbers, you'll never forget your service number. Today I think they use your social security number, in any case you need a number to be in the military. They put it right there on you dog tags, an amazing invention the dog tag, kind of like a score card. They can go around after a battle and identify the dead and notify the families within a few day. kind of speeds things up. very efficient. They also contain other information like blood type, who know you might get wounded, religion, everyone prays before going in to battle even if they don't want  to admit it, who know there might be a god, why take a chance and you might need someone to deliver the last rights, you wouldn't want the wrong rights delivered, you might end up at the wrong door in heaven and you won't know anyone..

   Yea, Friday is veterans day, a day for all the veterans organization to remember their fellow veterans who have past on. There will be speeches, flag placed a grave sites. and the wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier, who could forget him? This poor guy paid the ultimate price and no one knows who he is.If he'd been wearing his dog tags there wouldn't be a problem. I bet they needed a hero and in some desk draw in Washington there's a set of dog tags and nobody where the guy is buried.

   Any ways, Happy Veterans Day to my fellow Veteran even though I may not be considered a true veteran by some organizations because I'm against the war in Iraq.

   

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In the news

In the news, Thanksgiving is just around the corner and Turkeys all over the country are in morning for their feathered friend who gave their lives so us humans can have our triditional Thanksgiving dinners. After last year trip to congress fail to get suport for a bann on turkey for thanksgiving dinners and Tom Turkey was eaten by Donald Rumsfeld, the turkeys have doned black wing bands and have asked for a monent of silence at dinner time before the turkey is carved. The Gobblers International Union Thanks You.
In other news, the makers of Saran Wrap anounced they will be boming out with a new line of jean for those who like really tight jean. The jean will be made of Shrink Wrap and will be almost impossible to take off, which should make a lot of parents real happy. Just slip them on and heat with an ordinary hair dryer and you have the tightess jean know to mankind. They should be on the shelves in time for Christmas.

IN THE NEWS, POOSES IN D.C.

In the news, fighter jets were call to intercept a flock of Pooses that flew into the no fly zone over the nations capitol yesterday but they were no match for the crafty creatures who filled the air with Poose Poo, clogging the jet engines and soiling their canopies forcing them to return to their base. The Pooses then continued on to the White House to surround the presidents helicopter, who had just arrived from Camp David and proceeded to fertilize the lawn. The president was heard telling his aid, I don't care how you do it but get the flock out of here and call Dick Cheney to carry me to the White House so I don't get Poo on my shoe. When the National Guard arrived the Pooses took off and were last see flying west to an unknown destination.
In other news,the Democrats, after two and a half year of war in Iraq and over two thousand dead, called for a closed session to demand answers on the misinformation they were given as the reason to go to war. Republicans stated calling for a closed session was slap in the face and that they were still investigating the misinformation but have not come up with any answers yet but these things take time.