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    In the news,  except for a few small problems.things are looking good this year from the north pole. It is reported the Santa has beat his magic corn addiction and should be in fine shape for is annual trip around the world One problem is that his HO HO HO is not quite so jolly now that he's off the corn and another problem is he has put on a few pounds and may have trouble going down the chiminey's but he is working on it, exercising and jogging 5 miles a day. As for the HO HO HO, there seems to be nothing the elf doctors can do. They say there is no substitute for magic corn but they got a federal grant to research the problem and may have a substitute before Christmas.

   In other news, all the clocks in the world stopped at noon time to day for 15 minutes when father when father time took a bathroom break. He stated that this was the first time he used the john in 600 years and says he's sorry for any inconveince and feels much better.

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