What to do?

Why is it that when you go in the public rest room for something you know ain't going to be pretty and could be down right embarrassing there is always someone in there or maybe you get lucky and no one is in there so you go in the stall, usually the last one all the way down the end, and settle in for what you've be waiting for since exit 3 on route 295. AH, at last, you made it, then what happens? Yup, you hear the door open and close and where do they decide to sit? you got it. In the very next stall. Now what do you do? Should you just do what you came there to do or get up and leave and come back in a while, maybe they'll be gone or maybe you can wait them out to save the embarrassment so you sit there quietly waiting but what if the other person is waiting for you to leave? This could be a problem. Maybe you could just give them a little toot to let them know what they're in for, give them fair warning, after all you were there first.Then it happen with out warning they just let go, no toot warning just well you know, disgusting. Oh well it'll be over soon then you can take care of business. Finally they leave and you do what you've had to do since exit 3 and you feel much better. you leave the stall and wash your hands and exit. As you walk around the store you can't help but wonder, which one of these people was in the next stall making those disgusting sound. Maybe it was that person over there with the big grin on their face. I bet they think it was real funny.Oh well, next time make sure you go before you leave the house or next time no more mister nice guy.