IN THE NEWS, POOSES IN D.C.

In the news, fighter jets were call to intercept a flock of Pooses that flew into the no fly zone over the nations capitol yesterday but they were no match for the crafty creatures who filled the air with Poose Poo, clogging the jet engines and soiling their canopies forcing them to return to their base. The Pooses then continued on to the White House to surround the presidents helicopter, who had just arrived from Camp David and proceeded to fertilize the lawn. The president was heard telling his aid, I don't care how you do it but get the flock out of here and call Dick Cheney to carry me to the White House so I don't get Poo on my shoe. When the National Guard arrived the Pooses took off and were last see flying west to an unknown destination.
In other news,the Democrats, after two and a half year of war in Iraq and over two thousand dead, called for a closed session to demand answers on the misinformation they were given as the reason to go to war. Republicans stated calling for a closed session was slap in the face and that they were still investigating the misinformation but have not come up with any answers yet but these things take time.