IN THE NEWS, NOTA PRETTY SIGHT
In the news, there was a strange sight this morning at sun raise on route 295. As Mr. U.P. Yours, the animal control officer, predicted over 100 Pooses took off heading south.He stated that as the sun rose the Pooses lined up an took off in a perfect formation, circled the overpass twice and dumped their load on the spectators who had gathered to watch their departure.
State police spokesperson, it was awful. People were standing there, looking up as the Poose made their finial passover and then Poose poo came raining down.People were seen gaging as they ran for cover. Route 44 had to be closed till sand truck arrived to treat the road.
The Pooses were believed to be heading toward Washington, D.C. They were last seen landing in Central Park in New York City where they were eating grass resting up for their final leg of their journey. Police were called to control the spectators who came to see the unusual creatures.
State police spokesperson, it was awful. People were standing there, looking up as the Poose made their finial passover and then Poose poo came raining down.People were seen gaging as they ran for cover. Route 44 had to be closed till sand truck arrived to treat the road.
The Pooses were believed to be heading toward Washington, D.C. They were last seen landing in Central Park in New York City where they were eating grass resting up for their final leg of their journey. Police were called to control the spectators who came to see the unusual creatures.
posted by Brad O'Brien at 7:09 PM
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