Friday, October 28, 2005

TRICK OR TREAT FOR D.C.? LOWER GAS PRICES

In the news, after fertilizing the grass in central park, the pooses were off, believed headed for Washington,D.C. Flying over the statue of liberty they tipped their wings and headed south.
When news of their departure was received at the White House, President Bush packed up and headed for Camp David for the weekend.
A spokesperson for the president stated, we're not sure what they're up to but we're not taking any chances.If pessary we'll call out the National Guard and we have raised the terror alert to red in the D.C. area. The sanding truck are loaded and ready to go and the enviormental people are prepared for any emergency. For now all we can do is wait.
A spokesperson for the FAA stated that we have them on radar and at this time they are flying over New Jersey and should be in D.C. on Monday night, just in time for Halloween. The question is will the give a trick or a treat to D.C.
In other news, the oil companies are voluntarily lowering their prices to avoid and investigation called for be Senator Ted Kennedy.
The oil companies spokesperson stated that the reduction in prices has nothing to do with the investigation, they figured that they give backa little to the consumers after all they've been thru with hurricanes and flooding, they deserve a break.

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