In the news

In the news, Thanksgiving is just around the corner and Turkeys all over the country are in morning for their feathered friend who gave their lives so us humans can have our triditional Thanksgiving dinners. After last year trip to congress fail to get suport for a bann on turkey for thanksgiving dinners and Tom Turkey was eaten by Donald Rumsfeld, the turkeys have doned black wing bands and have asked for a monent of silence at dinner time before the turkey is carved. The Gobblers International Union Thanks You.
In other news, the makers of Saran Wrap anounced they will be boming out with a new line of jean for those who like really tight jean. The jean will be made of Shrink Wrap and will be almost impossible to take off, which should make a lot of parents real happy. Just slip them on and heat with an ordinary hair dryer and you have the tightess jean know to mankind. They should be on the shelves in time for Christmas.