Bad finger

      Last week I injured finger, I did something stupid again but that's another story. yea, the middle finger on my right hand. Anyways, I write left handed but do most other things with my right so now I have this huge bandage on my finger and I reality hit, like I said I do most other things with my right hand like butt wiping. Try switching hands some time. Oh yea. It's not easy. there's a lot of twisting and turning and swearing involved to get in just the right position and I'm not as young as I used to be but the job got done quite satisfactorily if I must say. 

    Then of coarse every time you forget about your finger and try to do something like reaching in the cupboard to get a cup, what else would be in the cupboard?,of course you have to hit the finger, OW, son of a #**#, god *##*.That smarts!!. I'll be careful next time. Yea, right. Wrong.

     It's amazing how we take things for granted, but I guess we learn from our mistakes, most of the time so next time I use that vegetable slicer I'll use that plastic do dad they give you to hold the thing your slicing and save the fingers or I'll use my left hand to hold that potato so things won't be quite so difficult to do when I cut my finger again  

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In the news, shoppers flock

   In the news, people all over America flocked to shopping malls to get their hand on Levi's Cool Pocket Jeans. A spokesperson for Levi stated that they can't keep up with the demand due to the heat wave gripping the country.

   According to authorities at the Mall Of America, the police had to be called to J.C. Penny's when a stock person was attacked coming out of the stock room with the last 10 pairs of jeans. Hermen Glick, the stock person stated, it was scary, we flipped a coin and lost. When the door opened they were right on me. I didn't have a chance. They went crazy so I just threw them in the air and dove under the ladies underwear display.

   Reports like this have been coming in from all over the country. Police spokesperson stated the they have hear reports of price gouging and jeans being sold for as much as $900  The Levi spokesperson stated that they wll be making emergency shipment to the malls as soon as possible and we'll be watching the weather reports to see when the heat wave will break until then we hope people will be patient. We're doing the best we can. 

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In the news, Surprise visit.

     In the news, According to our reliable sources, the world famous Wiener Connoisseur Tony Fazio will be making a surprise vist to Rhode Island this weekend to visit his familly. While in Rhode Island he will undoubtably make a vist to Onleyville for some of the worlds best wieners.

    Our sources report the that no time has been set for the visit but CNN plan to be on hand to interview Mr Fazio to find out why he travels across the country to get wieners in Olneyville.

    Mr Harry Shlep owner of the Onlyville Wienery stated that Mr Fazio is always welcome and he plans to have extra wieners on hand for his visit. He stated that because Mr Fazio tells everyone he meets about the wieners, we get coustomers from all over the country. We're looking forward to his visit.  

   

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In the news, Revlon Lawn products.

     In the news, Revlon, the makers of hair color and Miracle Grow, the makers of lawn products,  has announced that they will be producing a new product named Green Be Gone. Now homeowners will be able to change the color of their lawns. They can have red, white and blue grass a July 4th and red on valentines day and back to green for St Patrick's day. They can even pick a color to match their house.

    The spokesperson for Revlon stated that they are also working on a line of other products like lawn perm's so home owners can style their lawn. Imagine giving your lawn an Afro or Banana Curls. Of coarse they will be developing lawn tools, like grass combs and brushes to be sold with the new products.These new products should be on store shelves by newt spring.

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Who's behind the scenes?

     Who's behind the scenes? North Korea's developing nuclear weapons and missiles to deliver them. Iran has a nuclear program. Does anyone really think these two countries have the capability of developing these high tech programs on their own with out help from another country?

     Everyday on the news we see our soldiers being killed in the middle east by people carring AK47's and roadside bombs. Does anyone really believe that they are not being helped by another country?

     In Africa thousands of Innocent people are killed by people carring AK47's Does anyone really believe that they are not being helped by another country?

    Why are we wasting our time with these countries an not going after the real enemy, the country that is supplying all these weapons and technology.

     You can kill a snake by cutting off its head not by holding it by the tail and hoping it don't bite you. We'll never win the war on terror if we don't stop the flow weapons and technology to these people.

      Why don't we hear any one in our government, or in any other counties government asking these questions? Maybe their afraid of what the answer will be. I don't see our country or even the United Nations confronting China or Russia over this issue but sooner or later it has to be addressed. Hop fully sooner before the snake strikes and million die from one of nuclear weapons. 

                                           

                                            

                                            

                                        

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BREAKING NEWS, Uncle Sam lit up.

     BREAKING NEWS, Uncle Sam  was admitted to Newport Naval Hospital today for minor facial burns. According to the reports Uncle Sam was in Newport,R.I. for an Independence Day celebration. During the celebration a huge birthday cake was brought out with 230 candles on it. The accident accrued when Uncle Sam tried to blow out the candles. When he leaned over to blow out the candles his beard caught fire and was put out with a picture of beer.

     According to authoress, Uncle Sam was warned not to attempt the blow out but insisted on going Thur with his attempt to get into the record books for blowing out the largest number of candle on one cake with one breath. The trouble came when he leaned across the cake in an attempt to get the candle on the far side and a candle which was over looked lit up Uncle Sam's beard. Luckly for him Donald Rumsfeld was there with a picture of bear to put him out.

    Hospital spokesperson stated that Uncle Sam was treated and released and should be in Washington D.C. on the 4Th for his second attempt. 

  

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Would our forefathers celebrate the 4th.

     Well July 4th is only a few days away and I wonder what our forefathers would say about what our country has become.I don't think they intended our country to become the bully of the world, dictating world policies in the name of democracy, human right and freedom.

     Is our form of government so much better that we should force it on other countries. Our country came about when our own people decide they had enough of another country telling us what to do and forcing unjust taxes on us. At least that's what we were taught in school. I'm sure there was other things going on behind the scenes that was lost in history and our forefathers kept it quiet but we'll probably never know.

    The point is if people in other countries want they want to change their form of government it's their choice not ours. We shouldn't condemn them if they don't want democracy, we should try to work with them.

     Another thing our forefather intended was that our country should be made up of united but separate states. This week our government voted down legalizing marijuana for medical purposes even though eleven states made it legal, Rhode Island was one of them. They also banned same sex marriage even though some states allow it. How about taking propriety by eminent domain? I don't think of forefathers intended for that to happen when they wrote the constitution.Does our government have the right to force laws on states if the citizens of those states don't agree with those laws?Do other states have the right to create laws for all states to follow because they control the power in government. Actually it's not the states that make the laws but the political parties which can manipulate the process. In Texas Tom Delay was successful in redistricting the voting districts which give the Republicans a big edge in the upcoming elections. 

     It's gotten to a point that our own government can't decide if the president has broken the law with his phone surveillance program. For over 2 hundred years they've been making new laws and changing old ones. Every time they vote on bills there are um teen amendments added to it and the bill when passed looks nothing like the original bill submitted in the first place.

     I could go on but our countries birthday is Tuesday and I have to get my flags out of the closet to put out side my house, gota get one for the car so people will see how patriotic I am. They should be in good shape, I only use them once a year, like most people.Oh yea, I gota get to the liquor store, maybe I'll get some Sam Adams the patriotic beer.

        

     

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