In the news, shoppers flock

   In the news, people all over America flocked to shopping malls to get their hand on Levi's Cool Pocket Jeans. A spokesperson for Levi stated that they can't keep up with the demand due to the heat wave gripping the country.

   According to authorities at the Mall Of America, the police had to be called to J.C. Penny's when a stock person was attacked coming out of the stock room with the last 10 pairs of jeans. Hermen Glick, the stock person stated, it was scary, we flipped a coin and lost. When the door opened they were right on me. I didn't have a chance. They went crazy so I just threw them in the air and dove under the ladies underwear display.

   Reports like this have been coming in from all over the country. Police spokesperson stated the they have hear reports of price gouging and jeans being sold for as much as $900  The Levi spokesperson stated that they wll be making emergency shipment to the malls as soon as possible and we'll be watching the weather reports to see when the heat wave will break until then we hope people will be patient. We're doing the best we can. 

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