In the news

      In the news, President Bush has been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor and Vice president Channey has been nominated for best supporting actor and The State of the Union address has been nominated for best comedy of the year award.

     The President was nominated for putting out the biggest load of crap in one speech since Bill Clinton said ,I did not have sex with that woman, with a straight face.

     Mr Channey was nominated for putting his hand up Georges butt and moving his mouth for five years. Mr Channey stated, It's a tough job but someone has to do it.

    

     In other news, The NASA has been secretly collecting used bubble gum and storing it. A spokesperson for NASA stated that in late March they plan to launch a missile loaded with the used bubble gum which will explode just outside the Ozone Layer in an attempt to plug the hole.

     The spokesperson stated that they have collected about a million pounds of ABC(ALL READY BEEN CHEWED) gum from under School desks, lunch counters and bottoms of shoes all over the country but stated if you wish to donate mail it to

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                                      YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, FLORIDA. USA.

      All donation will be great fully accepted.   

     

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