In the news, phone survailence nabs Laura and Ted

    In the news, there's trouble in the white house. Yes, during the secret survailence of telephone conversations of the American people Mr Bush has found out that Laura Bush is having an affair with Ted Kennedy. It seems when George leaves town Laura and Ted have been doing the hooky pooky in the Lincoln bedroom in the white house. A spokesperson for the president stated that Mr Bush is quite upset with Laura,not because of the affair but because it's with a democrat.  

  According to our sources, when the president left town telephone calls to Ted Kennedy's office under the code name LOVEBUG, were recorded and a short time later Senator Kennedy could be seen entering the White House thru the rear door.

  Senator Kennedys spokesperson states that his relationship with Laura is purely one of friendship. He says Laura has trouble sleeping alone so when the President leaves town he go to the White House so Laura won't have to sleep alone. He says there is no Hokey Pokey going on anywhere in the White House any where any time, Trust me.I did not have sex with that women. 

   

  

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