In the news, Mother Nature and PMS.

      In the news, Mother nature is on a rampage across the United States. There is flooding in California, fires in Oklahoma and Texas and rain and snow up and down the east coast. The reason seems to be PMS, yes, Mother Nature has PMS, post mistletoe syndrone, and is taking it out on the U.S.

     Father Time stated that there's no living with her when she in this state of mind but he says it only last a week or so and she'll be back to her old self.

    It seems every year just after Cristmas she has mistletoe withdrawral and gets out of control. Dr Whats Yourproblem stated it's comon among women over 1000 years old. The only thing that seems to help is a night of wild sex but Father Time says he's not quite up to it since he ran out of Viagra but he has a call into the Pharmisist for a new supply.

    In other news, President Bush's New Years resolutions include not taking every thing he's told as trueand asking more questions before going to war.  

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