IN THE NEWS.

    In the news, the Christmas police are out in full force. Today they raided radio stations around the country and charged them with playing Christmas music after Christmas. They stated that they just can't let such disregard for the law go on, next thing you know they'll be playing it in July which would be totally unacceptable.The punishment is public spanking with holly branches.

    They also want to remind home owners to be sure their Christmas decorations are down by January 3rd. They stated they'll be cruising neighborhoods to enforce the Christmas decorations curfew. The punishment for violation the decoration law is standing in a return line at Wall Mart for hours only to be told they can't help you with out a receipt.

   In other news, President Bush admitted today that when he was 12 years old he broke the window of his neighbors house and he is taking full responsibility. His approval rating in the polls went up 5 point.

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