In the news, Bush making great strides, Santa's chian reaction.

    In the news,President Bush secretly entered a rehabilitation program from people that can't admit the make mistakes. Yesterday he took his first big step, he admitted that he went to war in Iraq on faulty information and he takes full responsibility for the war but stopped short of admitting he made a mistake.

  His councilor, Dr Who Me?,stated that the president has made great progress in the last 5 year and is expected to over come his problem within the next 3 year.

   In other news, Santa took his sleigh out for a test ride last night and had a slight problem when he had to make an emergency stop and the reindeer had a rear end chain reaction. A spokesperson for Santa stated that it took 3 hours to get the reindeer apart. He stated the it gave a new meaning to the to the term up to you ear in do do.

   Santa stated there were smiles all around and he plan to get those anti lock break fixed before Christmas Eve.

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