In the news

    In the news, the communist government of China announced today that it can no longer allow its people to manufacture Nativity Sets or other religious merchandise for Wall Mart because it citizens are not allowed to practice religion in their country and some workers have been sneaking religious merchandise out of the factories and taking them home.

    A spokesperson for the Chinese government denied that the jails were full of workers who were caught with religious articles in their possession but video's smuggled out of China show the Chinese army kicking down doors and removing the occupants and the religious articles.

    A spokesperson Wall Mart stated that they have not received any reports of any workers being arrested but they plan to move their religious manufacturing plant to Mexico in the near future.  

    In other news, GOOD NEWS for the north pole, Rudolf's Cataract operation was a success. Doctor I C Now, stated every thing went fine and Rudolf should wear sun glasses for a few days to protect his eyes but should have no problem on Christmas eve.

    Santa stated that while Rudolf was having his eyes done he went ahead and had a halogen implant put in his nose which should brighten up even the darkest night.

  

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