In the news,Prisoner abuse , Rudolf's eye problem

    In the news, the ACLU reported that prisoners captured in Iraq have been subjected to cruel and inhumane treatment. They were forced to listen to Christmas music 24 hours a day since thanksgiving and have been forced to watch TV commercials advertising Christmas toys and video games after which they were herded to an undisclosed Wall Mart to stand in line for hours only to be told that the store was out of the toys they wanted.

     Mr Rumsfeld denied that any of our interrogators would use such cruel treatment to get information from any prisioner, no matter important the information  was. He said that no human being should be subjected to such cruel treatment.

    In other news, Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer has developed cataracts from looking at the bright light of his nose and may be unable to guide Santa's sleigh this Christmas. It has been reported that he will undergo surgery to remove the cataracts tomorrow and if all goes well he should be ok for Christmas Eve, keep your fingers crossed and pray it will be clear for Santa's trip.

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