In the news

  In the news, traffic on Route 95 is backed up from Providence R.I. to Bangor Maine. It seems that a convoy of 10,000 trucks loaded with coal heading for Washington D.C. from the north pole has stopped for some Hot Wieners and Coffee Milk in Onleyville just outside of Providence.

   A spokesperson for the Elves stated that they haven't eaten since they crossed the Canadian boarder ,saving their appetites for the Wieners, which they only get once a year on their annual trip to D.C. He stated that the politicians were extra bad this year and that the reason there are so many trucks, usually they can make the trip with about 25 trucks without any trouble but George, Dick and Donald have been real bad this year.

    In other news, the Transit workers in New York City said they are going back to work tomorrow. Buses and train may be a little late since the drivers have to walk to work 

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