In the news.

   In the new, a top secret satellite that was launched forty years ago has sent back pictures of what appears to be a face of a child looking back at the satellite. In the back ground is what looks like a child's bed room.

   A spokesperson for NASA has stated that he can not explain it but it seem that our universe is located in a glass bowl on a child's bureau. he stated that NASA was getting a satellite ready to make a return trip to verify the pictures. The trip should only take ten year.

  In other news, the Rhode Island State Police has announced that they will no longer be patrolling Rhode Island highways. A spokesperson for the state police stated that the highways are just to dangerous. Nobody obeys the speed limits and people drive like A@#$%&#. He stated  according to union rules, under health and safety, officers do not have to work under unsafe conditions so unless R.I. drivers show some comon sense they're on their own.

     

    

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