ONE MORE WEEK

      Well only one week till the big day. Can you feel the excitement building? Me neither. The whole electorial system has gone down the toilet. I guess some people are excited about getting rid of George Bush but look what we have to choose from. A slick talker who has spend 600 million dollars on his campaign and an old so called war hero with a soccer mom for his choice for VP. Kind of make me wonder first of all who is contributing all this cash to Obama. Second why did McCain pick Palin? Seems like he knew he couldn't win.

       An then of corse there's those Damn polls we hear every day, all day. The Damn things should be outlawed. Why even vote? Why not just let CNN take a poll Tuesday and announce a winner and save every one a trip. Who wants to go stand in those long lines any ways.

      What ever happened to the good old days before big money, before polls, when people had to make up their own minds. You know when people would huddle around the old black and white tv set and listen to the debates and discuss with familly and friends about what was said. Sure sometime it ended up in an argument but that was all part of the election process.People would stay up late just to see who won.This was a time when a vote really ment some thing. Today people would rather watch some crappy television program before watching the debates and some don't bother to vote at all because it's cold an they don't want to stand in line and they'll learn who won on the morning news. Yea, the good old days are gone but I guess that the price we have to pay when we let big money big money take over our electorial process. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!! 

                                                             DAT'S ALL FOLKS!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

In the news.

        In the new, According to TAPS, known as the Ghost Hunters, there was an increase in paranormal activity after the final debate between Obama and MC Cain. The Ghost Hunters stated that they received a number of call and after extensive investigation they found that our forefathers had turned over in their graves. Some were seen crossing the boarder to Canada.  

       In other news, A bill was sent to the White House today and signed into law declaring only healthy snacks could be given out on Halloween. Only healthy snacks with nutritional value will be allowed. The president stated that there Will be a task force patrolling neighborhood around the country to enforce the new law and anyone caught giving out candy will be fined $1,000. The money collected from the fines will be used to will be used to pay for dental insurance for illegal alliens 

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IN THE NEWS

  In the news, A bill relating to the credit crisis will be sent to the White House for the Presidents signature today. According to a spokes person the bill would require all credit cards to come with a warning that states, USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. FOR EMERGENCY ONLY.

  Also it requires the applications for credit cards to be written in print that is visible to the human eye and be written in language the the average person can understand. Also the interest rate must be printed in big bold red letters.

   The president is expected to sign the bill into law as soon as he finds his box of crayons. According to a reliable source the president left his crayons and super hero coloring book at the U.N. during his last visit. The President was very upset till Laura promised him she would replace them and take him to Mc Donalds for a Happy Meal. 

Sunday morning gripes.

       Well here it is Sunday morning and all the experts are on TV talking about the VP debate and the polls about who won, who's ahead and who said what and I don't know about you but I not looking forward to the next month.

      There's some things that bug me more than others though like Palin calling the men in the middle class JOE SIX PACK. I take offense to being compared to some guy sitting in a recliner drinking beer, my beer belly hanging out from under my tee shirt watching the football game while my wife drives the kids to hockey practice. Besides hockey is one of the most expensive sports and time demanding sports your kids can be involved in. Thank God my kids weren't interested in it. I can't speak for the women of America but I'd take offense if I were a hockey mom, being compared to a pit bull wearing lip stick. May be it's more offensive to the pit bulls of America, being compared to an out of control mother screaming at the ref. during a kids hockey game. 

      An other thing that bothers me in this election is not one candidate has used the words POOR PEOPLE, like their votes don't count. If I were looking for votes I'd be going after the poor for votes cause there's a lot more poor people today thanks to the financial melt down.

     Now on the polls that the media keep reporting on, in my opinion they should be outlawed.  Take for example, there was one on this morning where they were stating which states each candidate is wining in when added up they say Obama has just about got it sewed up. What purpose does this serve aside from influencing how people vote. You know they can make the polls go one way or the other depending on who the question while taking the poll.

   Here's my biggest gripe. These candidates start promising, lieing,from day one of their campaign talking to the American people like we are a bunch of morons. I know most TV commericals are geared to people with the mentality of a ten year old but when it come to running for the highest office in our country I think they should at least show us some respect and talk to us like we have a brain because those of us that do know they are feeding us a bunch of crap that we've been hearing in every campaign as long as we can remember. 

   Well I feel much better now. I guess I should end here and go watch TV, the kids channel. Where I can get aggravated again about some of the things that our kids are watching.Take a look some day, you won't believe it.