What would happen if we just told our elected officials , enough is enough, stop making  new laws and enforce the one we already have? How many laws do we need? If they can't agree on a new immigration bill then maybe we don't need one.

      Take a simple little law like speed limits, if the speed limits were enforced the state and towns would make a lot of money and maybe real estate taxes would go down. The number of auto accidents and fatalities would go down so insurance rates would go down and with people driving slower cars wouldn't need all the technology in today's cars like air bags so the price of auto would go down, not to mention going slower would mean higher gas mileage so gas prices would go down and the auto industry wouldn't need Washington forcing them to make more fuel efficient cars so the price of autos would come down even more.  Look at all the benefits we get for enforcing just one little law. Imagine the benefits of enforcing one of the big laws like the immigration laws all ready on the books.

      You know it's getting to a point that you'll get arrested for obeying the law because there is another law that makes the first law illegal but I guess that's what we get for electing  lawyers to public office.I mean they make money from the law, more laws, more money, right? Maybe we should elect plumbers, at least our toilets would all ways work and maybe the could write a law that you wouldn't need a lawyer, who get four hundred dollars and hour to tell you what it says. 

     

 

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The four hour, one hour job.

        Well today I was working on my wife's car, changing the oil and spark plugs and as usual things go wrong. The oil change went OK but I should have guessed the the plugs were going to be trouble when I went to the store to get them and the number on the package was AP666, no kidding. 

       Anyways, after taking half the car apart to get at the plugs I get the first two pretty easy, no problem, two out of four ain't bad, right? The third an fourth are down behind the alternator, OK, after some swearing I put together various pieces of my ratchet set and manage to get number three, yea!!! OK lets get number four, where the hell is it? Christ why do they design things like this, damn. Maybe if I use my three eights ratchet if might work better. Hey it fits in there pretty good, must be my lucky day after all. That went well. Now all I have to do is get the new one in and I'm all done, right?

      I put the plug into the socket and go to insert it into the plug hole, yea, right. CLINK, CLANK, the damn thing falls out. God#@%$, Son %$##$, Where the hell did it go? Better get my flashlight. Oh there it is, waaay down there, I mean waaaay down there. CRAP !!.

     Well after trying ever thing, I decide to go back to the store and get another one, right? No, they only come in packs of two. While I'm here maybe I'll just look around for some thing will reach the other plug and try to get it out. Hey this might do it, a magnetic pickup, hell, it only three dollars to retrieve a two dollar plug, it's worth a try.

     OK, lets see if this three dollar pickup works, got shine the light just right, there it is, I see it. Careful, I got it. Easy, easy, yea, I got the plug, better, thank god, he been busting up all day. He does that sometimes, What happens after , THANK YOU GOD, he makes it rain, that's right, not a lot, just a few drops to let me know who boss,

     Now lets get this last plug in and finish up, This time I'll tape the plug to the socket to make sure I don't loose it again, Yea, that's it. Now just put all this stuff back together and I'm done. Not bad, four hours to do a one hour job, Hey I'm a state worker, what did you expect?. .  ..  

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Sunday morning

    Well here it is, Sunday morning, about eight o'clock. I got my coffee and the TV is on the local news. Nothing really big, house fire, traffic accidents, the usual. nothing to do but wait for the coffee to do it's job. Isn't coffee  amazing, it clears the cob webs from a night of sleep and get the old poop chute started. Yea, you know it's time for a change when the nine o'clock dump is the high light of your day all though it is a good way to start the day, I mean once things turn to crap it's gotta get better, right?

    Anyways, I can't believe the stupid crap they consider news. There something wrong when Paris Hilton gets more coverage than our beloved president,the most dangerous person on earth, gets while he is running around Europe winning friends and influencing people. Who cares about Paris Hilton anyways? Maybe what they need is public spanking for celebrates who break the law, it would be good on prime time, hell, I'd tune in to see Paris get spanked. I'd like to give her a couple of slaps myself. All you guy's who'd like to see Paris get spanked, raise your hand.Hey I said you guy's not gal's, I knew I wasn't the only one who'd like to see it.

   I could get in real trouble by talking about these civil rights people who turn everything into an equal rights issue but lets face it, money does talk.If Al Sharpten or Jessy Jackson got arrested they wouldn't be treated the same as some poor guy from East L.A., white, black or Hispanic. Do you think they'd get thrown face down in the street and get handcuffed? Enough said.

    I guess it's time to go, I think the coffee's working and I gotta make breakfast for my honey and I gota fix my truck now that the sun is out. See ya, gotta run.

      

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In the news,Bush Runners sighting.

     In the news, They're back, the infamous Bush Runners have been sighted on CSPAN, the political TV channel. According to our reliable source the Bush Runners were sighted at the Democratic presidential debate.

    For those of you who have not had the pleasure of actually seeing a genuine Bush Runner, the creature has the ability to answer questions by talking around it leaving the questioner satisfied with the answer he never got. During the Democratic debate viewers were treated to a real treat when the Bush Runners pulled out all the stops and performed what is known as The Old Switcheroo, this is when the Bush Runner is asked a question and he totally changes the subject and never actually answers the original question.

    So for some real entrainment check the listings for the next presidential debate and see a real Bush Runner in action,if you listen real close you won't be disappointed.

   

        

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Trash tell all

        This morning I'm going to write about invasion of privacy, that right and it's in your trash. Recycling trash, that you are required to separate from the rest of your trash. Yep, every  trash day you load that recycle bin with all those beer can, liquor bottles and god knows what else you use in your private lives and put it right out there for all to see,bearing your soul to the whole world and don't think people don't notice.

         How many time have you driven past your neighbors house on trash day and said to yourself, I didn't know Joe had a party last weekend. How come I wasn't invited or WOW, Joe sure spends a lot on alcohol, he must have a problem.This could be a problem if your applying for a big corporate job, all they have to do is drive past your house on trash day and they will know if you have a problem with alcohol, what news paper or magazines you read Don't think it don't happen. I bet it happens all the time when your apply for a security clearance.

        So next trash day when you put those recyclables remember Big Brother could be watching or at least the neighbor your don't  like, wondering why he wasn't invited to your party. 

        

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In the news.

        In the news, The makers of miracle grow are coming out with a new product, Rocketts, that's right, this products makes creating a rock garden easy. According to a spokesperson from Miracle Grow, Rocketts ts comes in a kit which contains a packet of rock seeds and special fertilizer.so all you have to do is plant the seeds in any design you want and spread the secret fertilizer and water, within a week you will see the beginnings of you beautiful rock garden.After that just fertilize every week and water till you rocks are the size you want for you garden.Imagine no more back pain from lugging those heavy rock around. Now anyone can have a beautiful rock garden.

       If a rock garden is not what you looking for simply purchase our mountain kit which comes with a bucket of seeds, simply follow the instructions and you can turn your city corner lot into the vacation mountain home of your dreams. 

       According to the spokesperson the product should be on store shelves by July. 

         

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