Reply to Important message from Rome.

Dear Pope,

How's everything? How are all the little popes? How's the pope mobile running?

Now about that incident at the cafeteria. Let me explain.I want to thank you for prompt attention to the matter of the "S" word as spoken by myself. I was, as you can imagine under great duress.. that is I didn't see it coming -  the pole...someone must have just put it there. honest. I wasn't there before...Sneaky devils those pole movers. Well any way I do appreciate you close surveillance and will be more watch full of those in ears shot from now on.

But as a matter of clarificaationLets validate the "said source", FYI - this Sister Mary Mary, has been seen in the vicinity of  " Effanns"  of Smithfield. Just so you know.......Since I know people who know people, rumor has it she wasn't preachin' ...if you know what I mean.

Also; Need I remind you that I attended St Xavier's Academy  (High School) and have been married 37 years -to the same man - bless his retired soul!

I brought his five children into this world and now I enjoy our 5 grand children, not to mention my mother .

So I think that place in heaven should be a guarantee, don't you. 

I would like to  negotiate that "penance" and offer to cook supper to night for Bob instead, OK?

Well, you have a hell of a day and stay out of trouble.

 

Love Joann

 

P.S. If you could help Bob get that greeters job at WalMart It would keep him out of trouble too!

 

P.S. 2 About my one and only freind Carol, she's beyond help, but she does try.However....I do believe that she wrote the definition for the "S" word and a whole dictionary of other letters of the alphbet as well. And she knows when and how to use them!!! She could give lessons .Ask that poor soul from ALMACS, he barely got out with his life

Actually, I look forward to spending my eternity with Bob and Carol and all my partners in crime  - I mean freinds and family  Audrey and John,  Linda and Ron Leo and Randi , Marie and Tony

ALl the good old boys and girls from back home

Thanks Again

Keep it real

JOJO

Robert Davis <papa_d54@yahoo.com> wrote:

          Dear Mrs Davis

                         It has come to my attention that you used the S word in the company of one of my devoted servant, Sister Mary Mary. According to the official report from a witness at the scene, you bumped into a column,in the cafeteria at Fatima Hospital, spilling your husbands coffee just prior to the alleged incident and then later, in an attempt to repent, tried to clean up the mess you created.

          Although I realize that the S word was the result of a slip of the tongue I must advise you that the use of such language in the future could result in condemnation for all eternity.

          Please say two Our Fathers and four Hail Marys as your penance and may God have mercy on your soul.

        

                                                                                   Thank you,

                                                                                     Pope Benedict

PS. tell your one and only friend Carol we got our eye on her.

           

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Important message from Rome.

          Dear Mrs Davis

                         It has come to my attention that you used the S word in the company of one of my devoted servant, Sister Mary Mary. According to the official report from a witness at the scene, you bumped into a column,in the cafeteria at Fatima Hospital, spilling your husbands coffee just prior to the alleged incident and then later, in an attempt to repent, tried to clean up the mess you created.

          Although I realize that the S word was the result of a slip of the tongue I must advise you that the use of such language in the future could result in condemnation for all eternity.

          Please say two Our Fathers and four Hail Marys as your penance and may God have mercy on your soul.

        

                                                                                   Thank you,

                                                                                     Pope Benedict

PS. tell your one and only friend Carol we got our eye on her.

           

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Thank you LT Michael Murphy

      Thank you  LT. Michael Murphy for your heroic service to your country. For your sacrifice you were awarded the highest award our country has to offer, the Medal of Honor on October 22nd. Unfortunately you had to die to get it.You see that the problem with being a hero is your usually not there when the metal is awarded but look at the bright side, your in good company. Remember SGT Paul Ray Smith? You know the guy who gave his life to save his men at Bagdad Airport and was awarded the Medal of Honor in 2005.

       Another thing about being a hero is that six months after you receive the Medal of Honor  nobody except for your family and friend remembers who you were or what you did.

      I guess creating hero's is what governments do to justify wars and to honor the people they send to war. Our country's capitol has statues and monuments for every war from the Civil war to the Vietnam war or should I say conflict. I don't think war was ever declared in Vietnam although  fifty thousand of our brave people lost their lives there and untold numbers are still dieing from effects of Agent Orange and Post Traumatic Syndrome but the purpose of these symbols should be to tell the real cost of war and to remind people that going to war should be used only as a last resort and the results of the war, good or bad should be s by all . 

     Once again, LT Murphy I would like to thank you for your service and your sacrifice for your country and congratulations on your award the Medal of Honor. No one could be more deserving.        

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THE LOST ART OF CATCHING NIGHT CRAWLERS, WORMS.

         Last night we went out with friends of our and as we were going by the fire station on Newport Ave in Pawtucket a memory from the past came to me. Night Crawlers, Yep, I can remember going to the Fire Station on warm summer nights to catch Night Crawlers, WORMS  . If you want to catch Night Crawlers first you need to find a place like the Fire Station with nice grass which get watered regularly and a flash light.

        OK, now you wait for it to get dark, hey, they're called Night Crawlers, and get out on the grass on your hands and knees, make sure you get permission, start searching in the grass with your flash light. You have to move real slow and quietly but you'll see the little buggers, It take real skill, the kind only a seven year old has but if your real quiet and have a quick hand, you can get enough to go fishing the next day. 

        Some night there would be a half dozen kids out there. I bet those firemen got a big kick out of watching us.

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The Imfamous Pecker Head Migration

      On my trip back from North Carolina I observed a strange phenomenon, the migration of the infamous Pecker Heads. It seem the travel up Route 95 north to the Garden State Parkway on to the Tapenzee Bridge.

      While traveling up 95 north at my usual high way speed, 65 to 70 MPH, I realized that the infamous Pecker Heads travel in packs of 10 t0 20, at speeds up to 90 MPH, all though I noticed they sometimes send out scouts to check the road ahead..

     For those of you not familiar with the infamous Pecker Head, it's the most inconsiderate animal on earth which would have no problem running you off the road if it meant arriving at it's destination a few minutes earlier.They also continue running down a lane even though all the warning signs read, lane ends in one mile, hoping to cut in front of some one in the long line of cars who has been waiting patiently in line for their turn to move on. I'm sure you 'vie seen them.

     Anyways, on the high way they have what they call toll booths where you get to pay money for the privilege of traveling with these Pecker Heads. These toll booths are designed to cause as much confusion as possible. You see the high way goes from three lanes to as many as ten but not all lanes take cash, some are for speed passes only others take cash and speed passes. Your job is to decide which lane suits you while all these Pecker Heads go in all different directions. God forbid you get in the wrong lane and drive Thur with out being able to pay cause they have cameras that take pictures of your license plate and they will mail you a ticket for about a hundred dollars. Once they get their money your on your own.   This is where the fun begins. The ten lane where you got to pay for the privilege of traveling with these Pecker Heads turn into three about a quarter mile after the toll booths and hundreds of these Pecker Heads are taking off like their butts are on fire, going in all directions, horns blowing and one poor non Pecker Head stopped right in the middle of this mess not knowing where to go. Poor Bastard!!.

      After a lot of swearing and  flipping a whole bunch of birds at everyone around me we finally make it to the 287 cut off and back on to 95 north where a whole new breed of Pecker Heads travel but that a whole other story.

     All in all it was quite an experience that added some unexpected excitement to our trip although my wife informed me she don't ever want to take that route again. At least not during the Annual Pecker Head Migration.

       

            

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