In thw news,

     In the news, the word around Washington is that Laura Bush is worried about the president. It seems that the president is having trouble sleeping since Carl Rove has left. When asked she stated that it started when Donald Rumsfeld resigned but now that Carl is gone George has no one to tuck him in at bed time and bring him warm milk and read the days briefings to him till he falls asleep.  She stated next week he has an appointment with DR. Phil to discuss his problem.

    In other news, Craco Products announced the introduction of an instructional video to teach the most defensive drivers to drive more aggressively. It instructs the viewers on every thing from weaving thru traffic to the correct use of hand gestures, when and how the should be used.. 

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