In the news, sleepless night.

      In the news, The house last week revised the Surveillance Act to make it legal to put Surveillance camera's in the bathrooms and bed rooms of suspected terrorist, most of whom work at Hooters restaurants. According to our reliable source, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld spend hours studying the tapes late at night after Laura goes to bed. 

      When asked about the tapes Mr Rumsfeld stated that he and the President have lost many sleepless fighting the war on terror and they are willing to do whatever it takes to protect our country from terrorist. It's a tough job but someone has to do it.    .

       In other news,The President of North Korea announce that he is willing to end its nuclear testing program if President Bush would kiss his butt at the United Nation at noon on Thanksgiving Day while Donald Rumsfeld blows in his ear. Donald Rumsfeld stated that he is no blowing in any ones ear, even if it the end of North Korea's Nuclear program, all though he stated that he thinks the North Korean president is a very handsome man and under other circumstances it could be arranged.

      The President could not be reached for comment. 

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