In the news, Charvez recieves a message and Pope appoligies again.

   In the news, the president of Venezuela reported that last night he recieved a message from the Devil who he said was very upset after hearing he was being compared to George Bush at the United Nations. Charvez stated that the devil wants a public appoligy to be given at the U.N. and stated that George Bush was a good plan that went bad.

    In other news, the Pope today made an other appoligy to the moslum community. In his appoligy the Pope stated that he was really,really sorry and said pretty please, with sugar on it forgive me. After which according to our reliable source, he was heard saying, Screw them if they can't take a joke.

 

   

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