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       In the news, Congress today called for the official dictionary to get the real definition of the term Civil War. According to our reliable source, the Republican and Democratic dictionary's have completely different definitions, in fact the Republican dictionary has some words blacked out, like the word mistake which the president says should never be used.To clear things up and to help define the war in Iraq. the speaker of the house has called for the official dictionary of Congress over the objections of some republicans..

        In other news, to commemorate Sept,11th a TV cable channel will replay all the events of the terrorist attack on the twin towers in New York. When asked why their spokesperson stated To show the American people how much safer we are to day, besides election time is around the corner and the republicans need help pushing their war on terror after stating that Iraq is an important part of their war on terror besides there's a lot of sick people out there that would actually watch it. 

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