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      Today we are pleased to announce, for a short period only, the open enrollment of the A - Holes of America. If aggravating people just comes naturally, have no regard for other people, think you know every thing about every thing then this is the organization for you.

     Yes, now is the time to apply for enrollment to one of the most prestigious organization in America. You will be included with some of the most powerful and famous people in the world.. The president of Iran, Donald Rumsfeld. and George Bush just to name a few.

      To apply for enrollment simply go to A - Holes of America.com and fill out our application,  give the names and telephone numbers of 10 people who can verify your qualifications as a true A - Hole then sent $99.99 application fee. Your applicatin  will be reviewed by our A- Hole experts and you will be notified if you qualify to be a true certified A - Hole with in 7 business days or when your check clears then with in a few short days you will receive your very own official tee shirt in the mail which reads,

                                     CERTIFIED A - HOLE OF AMERICA

                                               AND PROUD OF IT !!!

     You with also receive a subscription to A - Holes monthly which has article like The president of Iran gives the world a high noon moon over his countries nuclear program. It also has a section on tips on being a true A - Hole, like double parking, blocking traffic, to run in a store for a pack of gum.

     So apply now before time runs out. That's A - Hole of America.com and be certified as a true A - Hole.

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