In the news, Iranian response

        In the news, it's been reported that the Iranian president is having a big smiley face shaved on his butt tonight for his response to the U.N. demands that his country stop their nuclear program.

       According to our reliable source, the royal barber was summoned to the presidential palace at the request of the Iranian who plan to deliver his response at high noon tomorrow. He was over heard stating that he wanted to make his response perfectly clear and a high noon moon should do just that.

       In other news, the makers of Spam have announced that they will be coming out with a new product called Spoose which will be made from the Poose which is half pig and half goose. They plan to target the kosher market because the Poose has been approved by Rabi Herman Swortz for those on a kosher diet.  

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