In the news.

     In the news. the Rhode Island Sand Police reported that they recovered 500 pounds of sand over the weekend at state beaches. It was reported that Mr Harry Buttz, of Putnam, Conneticut, was found to have two pounds of sand hidden in his belly button durring a search at Sand Hill Cove.

     Authorities stated that the first weekend of searches was a great success and that they will continue the searches Thur of Labor Day weekend. 

      In other news, Joe Lieberman stated today that any rumors of he and President Bush having an affair is not true and that the kiss the president gave him meant nothing to him. He also stated that there was no tongue involve as reported on CNN. 

      The white house had no comment.

   

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