In the news.

       In the news, the Reynolds tobacco Co today announced that they will be producing a new product, O.P.B.'s. That's right, cigarettes made from other peoples butt's. A spokesperson for the tobacco co. stated that they plan to put recycle buckets out side public places where people smoke and collect the used butts. The tobacco from the butts will be cleaned and rolled into new cigarettes. The O.P.B.'s will sell for about ten dollars a carton and should be available next spring.

      In other news, President Bush announced to day that he plans to put note pads in all the rest rooms of his advisers so they can write down all their word of wisdom while waiting for things to start happening. The president stated that he gets some of his best ideas while sitting on his throne. he stated, take the Iraq war for instance. That idea came to me after a BBQ, at my ranch in Texas after I won a bet with Dick Channey and ate a gallon of fire house chilli.

     Donald Rumsfeld will be responsible for going to the rest rooms to collect the words of wisdom and presenting the to the president who will go over them to see what goes thru his advisers heads while waiting for mother nature to do her job..

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