IN THE NEWS

     In the news, the Rhode Island state police have announced a new pilot program to catch speeders on state high ways. Acording to their spokesperson the state police will be setting out camers in what will appear to be road kills. That's right, camera's will be placed in what will appear to be a dead skunk, rabbit or possum. These cameras will take pictures of license plates and be able to record your speed. The state police will then mail out tickets to the violators. Fines will be one hunderd  dollars for every ten miles over the speed limit.

    A spokesperson for the SPCA stated that they object to the use of what will appear to be dead animals because people may try to run over animals thinking the will be destroying a camera and getting away without a fine.

    In other news, The Pope today said his remarks about Mosley was completely in appropriate and says he was sorry for his remarks. According to a reliable source, who was standing behind the Pope, the Pope had his fingers crossed the whole time and was heard stating afterwords, Do you think that will stop their winning ?  

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