In the news, two by two and letters to George?

      In the news, The animal control officer were to be called to Noah Ways house on Broadway in Providence ,R.I. today. Noah stated he had to call the officers because animals have been showing up at his door step, two by two for the last week. He stated it was OK when two cats,  two dogs even two rabbits showed up, he could handle it but this morning when two elephants showed up, that was the last straw.

     The Animal Control officer, Harry Mutts, stated that it's been raining for two weeks straight and there have been reports of animals blocking Route 95 north heading for Rhode Island. How the got Noah's address he has no idea but he thinks when the sun comes out Wednesday, let's hope, they'll head home.

    Mr Mutts had to leave to rescue a pair of Antelopes that were wandering around the east side near Thayer street. They were reportedly grazing on the grass near Brown University. 

    In other news, The Vice President at a news conference stated that since he requested on May 11th that people send letters of support to the president at his ranch in Texas, only two letters have been received. The President wishes to thank his Mom and Donald Rumsfeld and want to know why he hasn't heard from his Dad and his other supporters.   

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