In the news, President reveals secret identity.

     In the news, President Bush,at a news conference, has revealed that he is the super hero know as the DECIDER, putting to rest any speculations surrounding the true identity of the super hero that make all the decisions concerning our country.

     For years rumors about the identity of the person known as the Decider swarmed the back halls of the nations capitol. Over the years many names have been considered. Names like Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, Barney Fife, George Carlins, Henry Kissinger. Finally the mystery has been solved.

     It has been learned that Hasbro Co., the makers of G.I. Joe is considering producing a super hero figure in the form of George Bush which will be dressed in a plain Grey suit with cowboy boots and will speak in half sentences when the string is pulled. It will say things like,Mission Accomplished, Major combat is over, Things are getting better and we will stay the coarse. Proceeds from the sales will go toward the ,Put George Bushe's Face on Mt Rushmore fund.     

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