Tuesday, April 11, 2006

In the news,Meaning of of the word FORCE according to George.Disney special ingredient.

    In the news,President Bush, while student teaching at John Hopkins University stated that the word force in the case of Irans nuclear program could mean anything from Diplomacy to we'll blow your ass of the face of the earth.
   When asked about the statement Professor Sherman Glick stated, What do you expect from a man who refuses to use the word mistake. He's not the brightest guy in the world. We just let him teach here to get him out of the White house and keep him out of trouble. We'll just ask our students to disregard his definition of the word FORCE.
    In other news, The Disney Corp. today admitted they put drugs into the water at Disney World to put a new meaning to the words MAGIC KINGDOM. This information was released after a federal investigation looking into why Disney charges $4.00 for a bottle of water.Disney refused to divulge what is on their Fries.
 


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