Nerds find their place

    What wrong with this picture? On Monday, March 13th, there was an article which stated that 75%of young people are ineligible for military service because they are obese, undereducated or drug dependent. It also stated that because there is more opportunities in the civilian work force from the improved economy many Young people are shunning a career in the armed forces. Excuse me, their not joining because there's a war going on. The so called great job opportunities has nothing to do with it.

     Maybe the Army should change the recruiting commercials to We're looking for only the best young people. Obese, uneducated, drug dependent people need not apply. Hell if it wasn't for them Germany and Japan would have won WW2. I guess with all the high tech, high priced weapons they don't need us. During the Vietnam War guy's had to go to Canada to avoid going to war. Today they just have to eat at McDonald's everyday instead of going to school. Lucky Bastards!! Do you know how cold it gets in Canada? Brrrr!!. How many guys arrived at the draft board wearing a dress, man, those high heels must be  murder on those size 13's, I heard it takes a week to learn to walk in those things, I wouldn't know. Some guys learned they really enjoyed wearing women's clothes and it change their lives forever.

    I guess that why Rumsfeld went to war with only 150,000 troops, where was he going to get the 400,000 the generals wanted? There aren't that many eligible young people if you weed, (did I say weed?) out the people with tattoo's. Yea, that another no,no. If you have a tattoos that is unacceptable, like a gang tattoos or one that's not cool like the heart with the arrow Thur it with the word mom some where, you could be one of the best but your not military material, sorry.

   So who does that leave who are eligible? Finally the Nerds of America have found their place in society, besides running for political office. Has any one looked at our Commander and Chief, there no one more ignorant , our Vice President is no light weight and Rumsfeld had to be on drugs to think the war was going to be over quickly. Maybe if the military would have used some of our fat , ignorant, druggies the war would be over by now. 

   

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