In the news, Bush not up to the job, Zeppoles reminder.

    In the news, It's been learned from a reliable source that President Bush has not had sex since becoming president because he has what is known as the Pinocchio syndrome. It seem his nose grows every time he tells a lie and Saltpeter is the only treatment for it. Needless to say it's easier for him to give up sex than it is to stop lieing to the American people.

    In other news, The Italian Pastry Institute has issued a reminder to all Zeppole junkies that it's time to order your Zepploes for Saint Joseph's Day.

    The spokesperson for the institute Tony Fazio stated that every year pastry shops are inundated with phone calls on St. Joseph's day by people addicted to Zeppoles, who fail to order their Zeppoles in advance and most pastry shops sell out of Zeppoles quickly leaving the Zeppole junky without the tasty treats. Some even resort to rummaging Thur Dumpsters behind the shops in search of a taste of the custard on a wrapper or a tissue.

       

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