In the news,Life Savers new product

   In the news, The makers of Life Savers today announced that they will be introducing a new product, Butt Freshener. They claim that Butt Freshener Life Savers will take the pew out of poo, just pop one in your mouth after your meal. That right, now you can eat all those foods you enjoy like beans, tarcos and cabbage and won't have to worry about embarrassing gas.

  Because Butt Freshener come in 5 different scent, Punkin, Peppermint, Apple and Spice, Cherry, Butterscotch, you will be able to sneak one out and people around you will actually enjoy the aroma. They might even ask you to do it again.

  Imagine driving in the car with you husband and he lights up a cigarette, just pop one in your mouth and push one out and the cigarette smell is gone. Simple as that.  

  Butt Fresheners were tested at President Bush's ranch in Crawford Texas at one of the President Bar BQ'S where his famous Bush's family chili was served.and it was a great success. The President was heard saying what that I smell ? Is it Cherries. Laura replied, no silly it me and my Butt Fresheners. A reliable source reported that the President and his friends spent the rest of the evening playing What That Scent and now the President carries them every where he goes. He says they come in real hand at some of his dinners in forign countries where he never know what his reaction will be to some of the strange food they serve.  

  Butt Fresheners will be available to the public on April 1st so you can play tricks on you friend.  

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