In the news, police crack down.

     In the new, Across the country state and local police officers have been busy arresting people at gas stations oncharges of solicitation of sex. According to the authorities people are getting pumped at the pumps by big oil companies which is against the law in most states.

     A spokesperson stated that the crack down came when gas prices closed in on three dollars a gallon. He stated that people are still do 90 mph on the highways and are showing no signs of conservation so the must be enjoying the sex.

     MS Helen Phrump, who was arrested at the Fast Fred's on route 44 in Smithfield stated she was Innocent. She says that on Tuesday morning on the way to work she was running low on gas and stopped to put in ten dollars worth, that's all she could afford because she had to feed her children that day,when she put the nozzle in the tank the police pulled up and arrested her. She admitted that as she put the nozzle in the tank that she thought, the oil companies were really screwing her but that's as far as she went, although she did pay the cashier. 

     The Smithfield police issued a statement that MS Phrump was issued a warning and released and told to buy her gas in North Providence where it is legal to get pumped at the pumps.  

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